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  quotes: [ ["\"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.\""],
            [ "\"Pull out Wedge, your not doing any more good back there.\"",
              "",
              "- Luke Skywalker, StarWars"],
            ["\"God is in the details.\""],
            [ "\"I don't practice what I preach,",
              "because I'm not the type of person I'm preaching too.\"",
              "",
              "- Bob Dobbs"],
            [ "\"I haven't shaved for six years.",
              "I seem to be cursed with a thin beard.\"",
              "",
              "- Calvin, Age 6 (of Calvin & Hobbes)"],
            [ "\"I may be a Dreamer, but I'm not the only one.\"",
              "",
              "- John Lennon"],
            [ "\"C code.  C code run.  Run, Code, Run!  Please!?\"",
              "",
              "- Anonymous C hacker."],
            [ "\"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things",
              "which escape those who dream only by night.\"",
              "",
              "- Edgar Allan Poe"],
            [ "\"The good die first,",
              "and they whose hearts are dry as a summer dust",
              "burn to the socket.\"",
              "",
              "- William Wordsworth"],
            [ "\"Banning guns to prevent murder",
              "is like banning word processors to prevent libel.\"",
              "",
              "- Unknown"],
            [ "\"You will not be punished for your anger,",
              "you will be punished by your anger.\"",
              "",
              "- Buddha"],
            [ "What part of:",
              "",
              "main() { printf(&unix[\"021%six0120\"],(unix)[\"have\"]+\"fun\"-0x60);}",
              "",
              "do you not understand?",
              "",
              "(taken from the 1987 Obfuscated C Code Contest)"],
            [ "\"The goal of computer science is to build something that will",
              "last at least until we've finished building it.\""],
            ["\"Give me ambiguity or give me something else.\""],
            [ "\"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.\""],
            [ "\"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.\""],
            ["\"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.\""],
            ["\"There's too much blood in my caffeine system.\""],
            ["\"Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.\""],
            ["\"Ever notice how fast MS-Windows runs? Neither did I.\""],
            ["\"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.\""],
            ["\"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.\""],
            ["\"The gene pool could use a little chlorine.\""],
            ["\"When there's a will, I want to be in it.\""],
            ["\"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.\""],
            [ "\"MS-Windows is a virus:",
              "it takes over your computer and makes it run bad.\""],
            [ "\"I have not failed 10,000 times,",
              "I have sucessfully found 10,000 ways that do not work.\"",
              "- Thomas Edison"],
            [ "\"The difference between literature and journalism is",
              "that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.\"",
              "",
              "- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)"],
            [ "\"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated",
              "than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.\"",
              "",
              "- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)"],
            [ "\"In the mind of the beginner, there are many possibilities.",
              "In the mind of the expert there are few.\"",
              "",
              "- Shunryu Suzuki"],
            [ "\"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its pupils.\"",
              "",
              "- Hector Berlioz"],
            [ "\"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask",
              "why I have no monument, than why I have one.\"",
              "",
              "- Cato the Elder (234-249 B.C.)"],
            [ "\"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't",
              "got the guts to bite people themselves.\"",
              "",
              "-August Strindberg"],
            [ "\"By the time I'd grown up, I natrually supposed that I'd be grown up.\"",
              "",
              "-Eve Babitz"],
            [ "\"Every place has a spirit:",
              "it may be good, it may be bad",
              "it can be restful as eternity.",
              "This place-spirit can inhabit a book, a house, a town, a valley;",
              "the nature of the spirits is they remain.\"",
              "",
              "- William S. Burroughs"],
            [ "\"I have never been lost... but I will admit to being confused for several weeks.\"",
              "",
              "- Daniel Boon"],
            ["Time is what keeps things from happening all at once."],
            ["According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist."],
            [ "Forget about World Peace ... visualize using your turn signal."],
            ["Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"],
            [ "Diplomacy is the art of saying \"nice doggie!\"...till you can find a rock."],
            [ "\"The sign of growing up is being able to form independent opinions,",
              "The sign of maturity is knowing when they are not wanted.\""],
            [ "\"Microsoft seems hell-bent on repeating very many of the problems",
              "originally suffered by Unix almost 20 years ago.\"",
              "",
              "-Unknown"]]