An anthropomorphic banana.

    Qualities of a banana:
  • Long
  • Yellow
  • Curved
    Qualities of a man:
  • Tall
  • Has Limbs
  • Has Brain

This is a man unlike any you've ever seen before--he is also a banana. In fact, he is The Cold Dark *Dancing* Banana. It's true, just ask Amy. Or look at his title, it tells all.

He is asleep, and was last connected 06 October 19 00:00
He is holding:
a krad sticker
a dancing monkey whom Levi named George
Another Test
a box
a ball

Levi's eyes do not glow from Mojo.

the Cold Dark